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Spongebob-Timecards-8 hours later.mp3 Spongebob-Timecards-12 oclock midnight.mp3 Spongebob-Timecards-12 seconds later.mp3 Spongebob-Timecards-20 minutes later.mp3 Spongebob-Timecards-328 AM.mp3 Spongebob-Timecards-801 PM.mp3 Spongebob-Timecards-2000 years later.mp3 Spongebob-Timecards-A few inches later.mp3 Spongebob-Timecards-A few moments. Feb 07, 2016 Many months later Tomorrow Tomorrow for sure Eventually Uuuh 12 o clock midnight 2 hours later meanwhile 8.01 pm the next day later 20 minutes later 6 hours later one hour later two hours later. SpongeBob Time Cards are recurring time cards originating from the animated TV series SpongeBob SquarePants. They have since found a convenient use in Rage Comics. 20 Part of a series on SpongeBob. Which originally aired on October 28, 1999. It featured the card 'Three Days Later'. Since the episode's airing, over 60 different cards have.
Time cards are used throughout SpongeBob SquarePants to represent how much time has passed within an episode, performed by the French Narrator. They are identified as time cards by Patrick in 'Wet Painters' when he tells SpongeBob to hurry up since he is all out of time cards, breaking the fourth wall. So far, the record for the most time cards in an episode is five, in 'Rock-a-Bye Bivalve.'
The first time card ever used was '3 Days Later...' in 'I Was a Teenage Gary,' although the French Narrator did not read it. He would later read the next card, '2000 Years Later' seen in 'SB-129' and so on. The 'Twenty Years Earlier' title card in License to Milkshake is not read either.
List
| Picture | Text | Episode | Season |
| 'I Was a Teenage Gary' | 1 | ||
| 'SB-129' | 1 | ||
| 'Imitation Krabs' | 2 | ||
| 'Shanghaied' | 2 | ||
| 'Band Geeks' | 2 | ||
| 'Band Geeks' | 2 | ||
| 'Band Geeks' | 2 | ||
| 'Krusty Love' | 2 | ||
| 'Squid on Strike' | 2 | ||
| 'My Pretty Seahorse' | 3 | ||
| 'My Pretty Seahorse' | 3 | ||
| 'As Seen on TV' | 3 | ||
| 'Can You Spare a Dime?' | 3 | ||
| 'Can You Spare a Dime?' | 3 | ||
| 'Can You Spare a Dime?' | 3 | ||
| 'Rock-a-Bye Bivalve' | 3 | ||
| 'Rock-a-Bye Bivalve' | 3 | ||
| 'Rock-a-Bye Bivalve' | 3 | ||
| 'Rock-a-Bye Bivalve' | 3 | ||
| 'Rock-a-Bye Bivalve' | 3 | ||
| 'Wet Painters' | 3 | ||
| 'Wet Painters' | 3 | ||
| 'Wet Painters' | 3 | ||
| 'Ugh' | 3 | ||
| 'The Great Snail Race' | 3 | ||
| 'Mid-Life Crustacean' | 3 | ||
| 'Born Again Krabs' | 3 | ||
| 'Krabby Land' | 3 | ||
| 'SpongeBob Meets the Strangler' | 3 | ||
| 'SpongeBob Meets the Strangler' | 3 | ||
| 'Pranks a Lot' | 3 | ||
| 'Patrick the Snowman' | Shorts | ||
| 'The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie' | Movies | ||
| 'Skill Crane' | 4 | ||
| 'Funny Pants' | 4 | ||
| 'Mrs. Puff, You're Fired' | 4 | ||
| 'Ghost Host' | 4 | ||
| 'Squidtastic Voyage' | 4 | ||
| 'Hocus Pocus' | 4 | ||
| 'Driven to Tears' | 4 | ||
| 'Driven to Tears' | 4 | ||
| 'The Pink Purloiner' | 4 | ||
| 'The Pink Purloiner' | 4 | ||
| 'The Original Fry Cook' | 5 | ||
| 'Breath of Fresh Squidward' | 5 | ||
| 'Slimy Dancing' | 5 | ||
| 'Sing a Song of Patrick' | 5 | ||
| 'Le Big Switch' | 5 | ||
| 'Pat No Pay' | 5 | ||
| 'BlackJack' | 5 | ||
| 'BlackJack' | 5 | ||
| 'The Inmates of Summer' | 5 | ||
| 'The Inmates of Summer' | 5 | ||
| 'SpongeHenge' | 5 | ||
| 'SpongeHenge' | 5 | ||
| 'Krabby Road' | 6 | ||
| 'Nautical Novice' | 6 | ||
| 'Not Normal' | 6 | ||
| 'Gone' | 6 | ||
| 'Sun Bleached' | 6 | ||
| 'No Nose Knows' | 6 | ||
| 'Plankton's Regular' | 6 | ||
| 'Porous Pockets' | 6 | ||
| 'Cephalopod Lodge' | 6 | ||
| 'Squid's Visit' | 6 | ||
| 'To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants' | 6 | ||
| 'To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants' | 6 | ||
| 'No Hat for Pat' | 6 | ||
| 'No Hat for Pat' | 6 | ||
| 'Toy Store of Doom' | 6 | ||
| 'Chum Bucket Supreme' | 6 | ||
| 'Chum Bucket Supreme' | 6 | ||
| 'Chum Bucket Supreme' | 6 | ||
| 'Chum Bucket Supreme' | 6 | ||
| 'Chum Caverns' | 6 | ||
| 'The Curse of Bikini Bottom' | 7 | ||
| 'A Day Without Tears' | 7 | ||
| 'One Coarse Meal' | 7 | ||
| 'Gary in Love' | 7 | ||
| 'The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom' | 7 | ||
| 'The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom' | 7 | ||
| 'The Curse of the Hex' | 7 | ||
| 'The Great Patty Caper' | 7 | ||
| 'Buried in Time' | 7 | ||
| 'Enchanted Tiki Dreams' | 7 | ||
| 'Tunnel of Glove' | 7 | ||
| 'Tunnel of Glove' | 7 | ||
| 'Krusty Dogs' | 7 | ||
| 'Krusty Dogs' | 7 | ||
| 'Drive Thru' | 8 | ||
| 'Drive Thru' | 8 | ||
| 'Drive Thru' | 8 | ||
| 'A Friendly Game' | 8 | ||
| 'Frozen Face-Off' | 8 | ||
| 'Frozen Face-Off' | 8 | ||
| 'Patrick's Staycation' | 8 | ||
| 'Patrick's Staycation' | 8 | ||
| 'Sandy's Vacation in Ruins' | Shorts | ||
| 'Ghoul Fools' | 8 | ||
| 'Plankton's Good Eye' | 8 | ||
| 'The Way of the Sponge' | 8 | ||
| 'Restraining SpongeBob' | 8 | ||
| 'Are You Happy Now?' | 8 | ||
| 'Planet of the Jellyfish' | 8 | ||
| 'Free Samples' | 8 | ||
| 'For Here or to Go' | 8 | ||
| 'Chum Fricassee' | 8 | ||
| 'Chum Fricassee' | 8 | ||
| 'Hello Bikini Bottom!' | 8 | ||
| 'License to Milkshake' | 9 | ||
| 'Squid Baby' | 9 | ||
| 'Don't Look Now' | 9 | ||
| 'Yeti Krabs' | 9 | ||
| 'Yeti Krabs' | 9 | ||
| 'SpongeBob You're Fired' | 9 | ||
| 'The Executive Treatment' | 9 | ||
| 'Sanctuary!' | 9 | ||
| 'Patrick! The Game' | 9 | ||
| 'Larry's Gym' | 9 | ||
| 'Larry's Gym' | 9 | ||
| 'Larry's Gym' | 9 | ||
| 'Mall Girl Pearl' | 9 | ||
| 'Goodbye, Krabby Patty?' | 9 | ||
| 'Goodbye, Krabby Patty?' | 9 | ||
| 'Snail Mail' | 9 | ||
| 'Snail Mail' | 9 | ||
| 'Pineapple Invasion' | 9 | ||
| 'Pineapple Invasion' | 9 | ||
| 'Pineapple Invasion' | 9 | ||
| 'Salsa Imbecilicus' | 9 | ||
| 'Salsa Imbecilicus' | 9 | ||
| 'Mermaid Pants' | 10 | ||
| 'Code Yellow' | 10 | ||
| 'Mimic Madness' | 10 | ||
| 'House Worming' | 10 | ||
| 'House Worming' | 10 | ||
| 'Snooze You Lose' | 10 | ||
| 'Snooze You Lose' | 10 | ||
| 'SpongeBob's Place' | 10 | ||
| 'Plankton Gets the Boot' | 10 | ||
| 'Plankton Retires' | 10 | ||
| 'Bike Safety Tips' | Shorts | ||
| 'Out of the Picture' | 10 | ||
| 'The Clam Whisperer' | 11 | ||
| 'Krabby Patty Creature Feature' | 11 | ||
| 'Krabby Patty Creature Feature' | 11 | ||
| 'Squid Noir' | 11 | ||
| 'Scavenger Pants' | 11 | ||
| 'Scavenger Pants' | 11 | ||
| 'Grandmum's the Word' | 11 | ||
| 'Shopping List' | 11 | ||
| 'Whale Watching' | 11 | ||
| 'Plankton Paranoia' | 11 | ||
| 'Plankton Paranoia' | 11 | ||
| 'Appointment TV' | 11 | ||
| 'Appointment TV' | 11 | ||
| 'The Grill is Gone' | 11 | ||
| 'Bubbletown' | 11 | ||
| 'The Ballad of Filthy Muck' | 12 | ||
| 'The Krusty Slammer' | 12 | ||
| 'The Krusty Slammer' | 12 |
Trivia
- 'Rock-a-Bye Bivalve' is the episode with the most time cards, having five.
- The most common time card is 'Two hours later,' with a total of nine appearances in the series.
- The time card, 'So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one' is the longest of all of the time cards in the series, with 69 letters.
- The time card, 'The Next Day' in 'Born Again Krabs' is the only time card so far to feature characters. It has SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward in the corners.
- If counting not only characters that are in the title card itself, then 'Mimic Madness' is the second time a time card features characters.
- The 'One Eternity Later' time card displays the longest passage of time in the series: an eternity.
- The 'Three Hours Later' time card in 'Wet Painters' is the only one in the series to be held by a character, being Patrick.
- The time cards, 'Just Then...' and '...By Sheer Coincidence...' in 'Yeti Krabs' was the only time in which more than one time card was represented in one phrase.
- The 'Uhhh...' time card is the shortest time card with 4 letters, 'Later...' being the second with 5 letters.
- The 'The Next Morning' time card in 'Sanctuary!' is the same pattern as SpongeBob's pineapple, with a magenta aura.
- The '70 Years Later' (Patrick the Snowman), '2 Days Later' (Sandy's Vacation in Ruins), and 'A Little Later...' (Bike Safety Tips) time cards are (currently) the only time cards without a season.
- The very first time card from 'I Was a Teenage Gary' (3 Days Later...) and the time card, 'Twenty Years Earlier...' from 'License to Milkshake' are the only time cards that the French Narrator doesn't read.
- The 'Brief Construction Montage' time card in 'A Friendly Game' is read differently than what it reads in the two instances in the episode it is used.
- In the first use of the card, the French Narrator reads, 'What follows is a brief construction montage.' In the second, he reads, 'We hope you enjoyed this brief construction montage.'
- The episodes, 'Sun Bleached' and 'Snooze You Lose' are at present the only episodes to display the exact time card more than once.
- Season 1 by far has the fewest appearances of time cards.
- The '80,000 Impressions Later...' time card in 'Mimic Madness' has SpongeBob reading this, imitating the French Narrator, who says, 'Would you please stop imitating me? It is starting to get very annoying.'
- The 'The Next Evening...' time card in 'Larry's Gym' is read as 'The Very Next Evening...'
- The 'Later' time card in SpongeHenge, although by coincidence, is reminiscent of Toonami's sign off bumper, which also reads, 'Later'. However, the bumper is not read out loud.
- The 'One Weiner Later...' title card is misspelled, and should read, 'One Wiener Later...'
- There are time cards in the game SpongeBob's Game Frenzy.
- The time card 'One Hour Later...' from 'Mermaid Pants' is read by an American narrator rather than the French narrator.
- The time cards have been very popular in memes and YouTubers, even having the Disney Channel show 'Milo Murphy's Law' parodying it in the Season 1 finale.
Time card design trivia
- The time card, 'Meanwhile at the Krusty Krab' uses the same font and background of the title card of the seventh season episode, 'Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy.'
- The time card, 'Epilogue' from 'No Hat for Pat' uses the same pattern as the ninth-season episode, 'Mall Girl Pearl,' except the title card was pink with magenta instead of green.
- The 'Meanwhile' time card in 'Ugh' is actually written on a prehistoric wall, with drawings of two jellyfishes and prehistoric hand prints.
- The '75 Years Later' time card in 'The Great Patty Caper' has the same background as the title card for the first-season episode, 'Pizza Delivery.'
- The 'One Extremely Annoying Shift Later...' time card in 'Enchanted Tiki Dreams' has the same background as the title card for the ninth-season episode, 'The Executive Treatment.'
- The 'One Long Angry Line Later...' time card in 'Hello Bikini Bottom!' has the same background as the title card for the sixth-season episode, 'House Fancy.' It is also the last time card to be standard definition.
- The time card, 'Twelve Seconds Later' in 'My Pretty Seahorse' has an edited version of the first-season episode, 'Help Wanted' title card.
- Likewise, the 'Three Days Later' time card has the same background as the title card in 'Squidville.'
- The 'Several Song Filled Hours Later...' time card in 'Toy Store of Doom' uses the same background as the title card of 'Squid Wood' and 'Patrick's Staycation.'
- The '2000 Years Later' time card from 'SB-129' uses a recolored version of the background from the title card of 'Pickles.'
- The 'A Few Inches Later' time card in 'Shanghaied' would later reuse the background and font for the title card of 'Patrick SmartPants.'
- The 'Day Three' time card in 'Band Geeks' uses the same background and font color from the title card of 'I Was a Teenage Gary.'
- The 'One Eternity Later' time card from 'Squid on Strike' has the same background as the title card of 'The Paper.'
- The 'Two Days Later' title card from the short 'Sandy's Vacation in Ruins' has exactly the same title card background as 'No Hat for Pat.'
- The time card 'The Following Thursday...' in 'Porous Pockets' has the same background from the title cards of 'Naughty Nautical Neighbors' and 'Summer Job.'
- The 'Meanwhile...' time card from 'Drive Thru' uses a recolored version of the 'Hall Monitor' title card background.
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SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.
- 1Episode 1
- 2Episode 2
- 3Episode 3
- 4Episode 4
- 5Episode 5
- 6Episode 6
- 7Episode 7
- 9Episode IX
- 10Episode 10
- 11Episode 11
- 12Episode 12
- 13Episode 13
- 14Legends of Bikini Bottom (Episodes 14–16)
- 14.1Episode 14
- 14.2Episode 15
- 14.3Episode 16
- 16Episode 18
- 17Episode 19
- 18Episode 20
- 19Episode 21
- 20Episode 22
- 21Episode 23
- 22Episode 24
- 23Episode 25
- 24Episode 26
Episode 1[edit]
Tentacle-Vision (1.1)[edit]
- Patrick: [laughing] My shorts are wet!
- Squidward: Patrick, just how dumb are you?
- Patrick: It varies.
I ♥ Dancing (1.2)[edit]
- Squidward: [upon seeing SpongeBob dancing] That is the stupidest dance I've ever seen.
- SpongeBob: [to Squidward] Who put you on the planet?
- Twin Sisters: [singing] We're tiny, we're cuddly, we're bubbly, wubbly, huggly!
- Talent Agent: That was very cute, girls! [then annoyed] In fact, it's too cute. You're out.
- Twin Sisters: I told you it was a stupid idea... and I hate you, too!
Episode 2[edit]
Growth Spout (2.1)[edit]
- Cracker: What am I, chopped liver?
- Offscreen voice: No, that's what I am. [zoom out showing a jar of chopped liver]
- Mrs. Puff: [in her sleep] Must...protect garden.
- Squidward's house: Oh, well. I needed to lose a little weight anyway.
Stuck in the Wringer (2.2)[edit]
Episode 3[edit]
Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy (3.1)[edit]
The Inside Job (3.2)[edit]
- [Plankton unplugs SpongeBob's ear drum]
- Plankton: Let me see what I can tune in here. Hmm.
- Mr. Krabs: The secret of the Krabby Patty formula is--
- Plankton: Jackpot!
- Spongebob: Huh?
- Mr, Krabs: I said--
- SpongeBob: Could you speak a little louder, please?
- Mr. Krabs: The secret to the Krabby Patty formula--
- SpongeBob: What?
- Mr. Krabs: Hold on.
- Plankton: Here it comes!
- Mr. Krabs: [shouting into a megaphone] THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...! [The shouting causes Plankton's ears to pop]
- Plankton: OW!!! I hate my life!
- Plankton: Enough with these petty carnal senses. If I'm going to get the Krabby Patty recipe...[he arrives at...] The brain!
- [Snickering evily, he sticks one end of the mind connector to the brain and absorbs some of it]
- Plankton: Hi, friend! [he gasps as he saw 'Superficial Greetings' on the brain] 'Superficial Greetings'? What kind of idiot...? [sees the parts of the brain] --'Personal Opinions'? 'Knock-knock Jokes'?! No, no, no, no! This is all useless!
Episode 4[edit]
Greasy Buffoons (4.1)[edit]
- Mr. Krabs/Plankton: Oh, no! Did somebody call the Health inspector?
- Health inspector: Did somebody call a... Health inspector?
Model Sponge (4.2)[edit]
Episode 5[edit]
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Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful (5.1)[edit]
A Pal for Gary (5.2)[edit]
- [Spongebob sees little puffy fish being sold by a peddler, and becomes enticed by them and decides to get one of them for Gary]
- SpongeBob: I'll take that one right there!
- Store Owner: You wish to have one of my rare and extremely dangerous... huh?
- SpongeBob: Oh yeah this is the one. [picks one of them]
- Store Owner: Beware, boy, this is no ordinary pet!
- SpongeBob: Oh, Gary's gonna be so happy!
- Store Owner: You must understand. These pets can be very unstable. especially around other pets!
- [She proves this by showing a picture of a cat next to another puffy fish, who snarls at it.]
- SpongeBob: [obliviously] Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, bye. [he runs off]
- Store Owner: Why bother? They never listen.
- Spongebob: Ahh. I can rest so peacefully, now that Gary's got a good pal they could play with.
- [Just as he goes to sleep, Gary bursts through the door, scared and meowing in alarm, causing him to wake up with a start.]
- Spongebob: Gary! Shame on you! [takes Gary back in the living room] Puffy Fluffy is perfectly harmless. [he takes the blanket off, revealing what he thinks is normal Puffy Fluffy] See there he is fast asleep. Now will you let me sleep, Gary, please? [sets Gary back on a small green bed and covers him with a small blanket] Good night. [goes back to bed]
- [After Spongebob wakes up and notices the damage to the house, thanks to Puffy Fluffy]
- Spongebob: Huh? What's this? Must have been a sea quake last night. Oh well, what are you gonna do? [opens the galley door which falls over] That's unusual. WHOA!! [sees the library which is a total wreck] My library! [gasps] And my prized memoirs of T.S. Halibut! [gasps] My clothes! [picks up his torn pants] This was no random sea quake, Who could have done this? Why, there was no one here except... [mistakenly realizes something] ...Gary. I bet he's jealous about the new friend!
Episode 6[edit]
Yours, Mine and Mine (6.1)[edit]
- Patrick: Uh, I'm not home right now! Please leave a message! Beeeep...
- SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me! SpongeBob! It's my turn to play with the toy!
- Patrick: I can't go out! I just washed my hair!
- SpongeBob: You don't have any h-come out, Patrick! It's MY turn!!
- Patrick: Got any ID?
- SpongeBob: I have my milkshake dispenser operator license.
- Patrick: [looks at it] Looks fake to me pal! Bye-Bye now!
- SpongeBob: Well, I guess I had best be going! [Pretends to walk away] I'm walking away...Here I go... [quietly] I'm gone now! [hides on Patrick's antenna]
- Patrick: You sure?
- SpongeBob: I'm sure! [Patrick comes out, he jumps at him] Hi, Patrick! Time to SHARE!
- Patrick: DECEIVER! You didn't leave at all!!
- SpongeBob: Oh, and you were washing your hair!?!
- Patrick: I was too, See? [shows his armpit hair]
- SpongeBob: [Surprised] Gary was so right about you! You're a non-sharer!
- Patrick: Gary said that? You're off my friend list, Gary!!
- Gary: Meow. [turns and slithers back into SpongeBob's house]
- SpongeBob: Hand it over, Patrick! I get to play with the Patty Pal today!
- Patrick: You can't take it, It's not fair!
- SpongeBob: How about I take it for half a day?
- Patrick: Mm-mm!
- SpongeBob: How about we trade off every hour?
- Patrick: Mm-mm!
- SpongeBob: Every half hour?
- Patrick: Mm-mm!
- SpongeBob: Every fifteen minutes?
- Patrick: Mm-mm!
- SpongeBob: Five minutes?
- Patrick: Mm-mm!
- SpongeBob: One minute?
- Patrick: N-n-no!
- SpongeBob: Okay then, for our final offer we trade off every second!
- [They pass Patty Pal back and fourth every second]
- Patrick: One.
- SpongeBob: One.
- Patrick: One.
- [Pause, Patrick runs off while SpongeBob tears himself angrily]
Kracked Krabs (6.2)[edit]
- Mr. Krabs:: Lad, you're surrounded by stingy wisdom, so try to pick up some pointers. But whatever you do, don't lend anyone money!
- SpongeBob:: [lending money to another crab] 25, 26...
Episode 7[edit]
The Curse of Bikini Bottom (7.1)[edit]
Squidward in Clarinetland (7.2)[edit]
- Squidward: Order up, SpongeBob!
- [walk towards SpongeBob]
- Squidward: SpongeBob! What do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be fry cooking. I told you not to touch my stuff!
- SpongeBob: I didn't! I wore protective gloves! And besides, don't you like how classy it look now?
- Squidward: Velvet..
- SpongeBob: Now I'd like to stand by and idly chat with you, Squidward, But I must attend to my Krusty Krab duties! In the future, please keep your interruptions to a minimum sir, please!
- Squidward: Hey, come back! I need my clarinet! Come Back! Where are you? Sponge-
[bumps into an eagle head]
- Eagle: I am the keeper of the horned forest, state your business here.
- Squidward: uuhh.. I'm.. trying to find my clarinet.
- Eagle: Your clarinet?
- Squidward:: Yes, my clarinet! Which I am the proud owner.
[Eagle laughs]
- Eagle: A clarinet is not owned. Why don't you tell me why you're really here?
- Squidward: You calling me a liar?!
[Eagle grabs Squidward with his tongue]
- Eagle: I don't appreciate your tone.
- Squidward: I'm sorry I-I-I didn't mean to offend you.
- Eagle: This is a sacred place where clarinets live without persecution. You need to learn respect.
Squidward: [Eagle squeezed squidward tightly] I've learned.. [loosely] I've learned respect...
- Eagle: I don't believe you.
[Swallows Squidward and he ends up in the stomach, Squidward sees SpongeBob]
SpongeBob's Last Stand (Episode 8)[edit]
Episode IX[edit]
Back to the Past (IX.I)[edit]
- Mermaid Men:
- #2:[running out of the time machine along with the second Barnacle Boy, Spongebob and Patrick] Keep your tongue out of my tarter sauce!
- #1: Imposters!
- #2: Who are you calling imposter, imposter? I must prevent our tarter sauce from being eaten by that... (pans to Patrick) that fool!
- #1: If I want to get near my tarter sauce, I gotta go through me first!
- #2: I’m gonna make you eat those words!
- #1: Bring It! [gets 'slaps'] Take this! ['punches' himself] I’ll never let you win!
- #2: Oh, yes I will!
- Young: What do you make of this, Barnacle Boy?
- Young Barnacle Boy: Tangled Timeline, Mermaid Man. I...
The Bad Guy Club for Villains (IX.II)[edit]
Episode 10[edit]
A Day Without Tears (10.1)[edit]
- SpongeBob: He was a good little Krabby Patty. [sniffs] I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I--[opens the trash lid and begins crying]--I came to love him! [the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin] It just isn't fair! [he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]
- Squidward: SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!
- SpongeBob: But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and then he...
- Squidward: Krabby Patty nothing!
- SpongeBob: I--
- Squidward: [shouting]KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!!!![breathes heavily. SpongeBob whimpers] What now?
- SpongeBob: [stifled] You yelled at me... [wailing]YOU YELLED AT ME!!!!!!![continues sobbing]
- Squidward: All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.
- SpongeBob: And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.
- Squidward: Yes!
- SpongeBob: Why?
- Squidward: [pauses for a second] I have no idea.
- SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, there's no way I cry that much. There's not that many tears in my brain.
- Squidward: Au contraire. [turns on a TV]
- SpongeBob: What's this?
- Squidward: It's a quick montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.
- [the video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason]
- SpongeBob: [in the video] Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Sob. Whimper.
- Narrator: Thousands of tears later...
- [SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video]
- SpongeBob: Wow, guess I do cry a lot. I promise I won't cry anymore.
- Squidward: Oh, nonsense! I bet you can't go the rest of the day without crying.
- SpongeBob: [realizes something] Excuse me a minute. [he walks up to a rotary telephone and dials it, Patrick appears lazily sitting on his couch when his own phone rings]
- Patrick: [answers it] Star... residence. Patrick speaking.
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.
- Patrick: Hey, buddy! Is it 7:30 already?
- SpongeBob: No, I'm still at work.
- Patrick: How can I help you?
- SpongeBob: Do you think that I could go the rest of the day without crying?
- Patrick: [mouth full with popcorn] Well, of course you can.
- SpongeBob: Okay, great, thanks, Patrick.
- Patrick: Umm... sure. And did you remember to put that package outside where I told you?
- SpongeBob: Yeah, but I left it in a different spot. Just ask Gary, he knows where it is.
- Patrick: Oh, yeah. [laughs with his mouth full] Hey, good one, buddy. You almost had me there.
- SpongeBob: [chuckles] Okay.
- Patrick: Yeah, talk to you later.
- SpongeBob: All right, see ya. [hangs up, then walks back up to Squidward] Okay, it's a bet.
- Squidward: [shakes SpongeBob's hand] Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to... [thinks] Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year.
- SpongeBob: Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place. Just you and me. [Squidward retches and swallows] Ooh, what's the matter?
- Squidward: Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. [begins talking in his thoughts] No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. He'll be crying in ten minutes.
Summer Job (10.2)[edit]
Episode 11[edit]
One Coarse Meal (11.1)[edit]
Gary In Love (11.2)[edit]
Episode 12[edit]
The Play's the Thing (12.1)[edit]
- SpongeBob: Squidward, no! Those patties aren't fit for public consumption!
- Squidward: Here, enjoy!
- SpongeBob: [tries not to cry] Bless you all.
- Patrick: I like throwing food. [chucks a burnt Krabby Patty at SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: OW!!
- All: FOOD FIGHT!!!!
- Squidward: AAAAAHH!!!
- Patrick: Haw haw! Ah haw haw! [hurls an anchor]
Rodeo Daze (12.2)[edit]
Episode 13[edit]
Gramma's Secret Recipe (13.1)[edit]
The Cent of Money (13.2)[edit]
Legends of Bikini Bottom (Episodes 14–16)[edit]
Episode 14[edit]
The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom (14.1)[edit]
- Patrick: Uh, I'd like you to meet my friend, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: And you are?
- Monster: Raaaaaaaarrrrghhh!
- SpongeBob: Nice to meet you, Mr. Raaaaaaaarrrrghhh!
Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle (14.2)[edit]
- Mr. Krabs: [to the mermaids] So there's really no way out of this place? [cries] Cause I really need to get back to the Krusty Krab to stop me arch-nemesis from ruining me business.
- Lead Mermaid: T.N.O.P, Grandpa.
- Mr. Krabs: T.N.O.P?
- Spongebob: [to Mr. Krabs] Totally Not Our Problem.
Episode 15[edit]
The Curse of the Hex (15.1)[edit]
The Main Drain (15.2)[edit]
Episode 16[edit]
Trenchbillies (16.1)[edit]
Sponge-Cano! (16.2)[edit]
The Great Patty Caper (Episode 17)[edit]
Episode 18[edit]
That Sinking Feeling (18.1)[edit]
- Patrick: Knock, knock!
- SpongeBob: Who's there?
- Patrick: I don't know! [laughs]
- Squidward: Why were you digging under my yard?
- SpongeBob: You told us not to walk on your yard, so, we walked under it.
- Squidward: But you buried my house!
- Patrick: No need to thank us.
- Squidward: THANK YOU?!?
- Patrick: You're welcome.
Karate Star (18.2)[edit]
Episode 19[edit]
Buried in Time (19.1)[edit]
Enchanted Tiki Dreams (19.2)[edit]
Episode 20[edit]
The Abrasive Side (20.1)[edit]
- Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there, SpongeBob! I need you to work an extra 17 hour shift tonight!
- SpongeBob: Oh, sure thing Mr.-- [flips to Abrasive SB]
- Abrasive SpongeBob: Sorry, Krabs! I'm busy! Unless you're payin' me overtime! [leaves]
- Mr. Krabs: Overtime? O... o... o-ver-time...? [He gets out a dictionary] Overtime? Hm, let's see here... 'over'... 'oversold'... 'overspend'... Ah! 'Overtime: More money per hour'. [mutters for a moment] AHHHH!!! [hides behind desk] Oh, filthy, disgusting word!
- Squidward: Oh fun. I suppose you want me to play some stupid game, or you'll just follow me around all day and never ever leave, huh?
- [He sprays SpongeBob with his hose; SpongeBob flips to Abrasive SB]
- Squideard: Tch, huh.
- [Abrasive SB snaps his fingers repeatedly]
- Abrasive SpongeBob: 'Fraid not, Schnozward! I wouldn't hang out with you for all the money in Krabs' mattress!
- Squidward: [hugs him] You don't know how long I've waited to hear those words!
- Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! You're right on time for our play date!
- SpongeBob: Ooh, I can't wait... [flips to Abrasive SB]
- Abrasive SpongeBob: ...to ditch you... [flips to Normal SB]
- SpongeBob: ...cause you're my best friend... [flips to Abrasive SB]
- Abrasive SpongeBob: ...so beat it, tubby! I don't care for your company! [flips to Normal SB]
- SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, are you ready to have some fun?
- Patrick: I don't know...! [sobs]
Earworm (20.2)[edit]
Episode 21[edit]
Hide and Then What Happens? (21.1)[edit]
Shellback Shenanigans (21.2)[edit]
Episode 22[edit]
The Masterpiece (22.1)[edit]
Whelk Attack (22.2)[edit]
Episode 23[edit]
You Don't Know Sponge (23.1)[edit]
Tunnel of Glove (23.2)[edit]
- Pearl: Ugh, this ride is lame! Hey! You're allowed to speak now!
- SpongeBob: [rapid fire] I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride, don't you think? I mean he's so tough on the outside, but he's got a soft side, too. You know, this one time I was upset because my snail Gary he was sick and he let me leave 5 minutes early. Isn't that the sweetest thing you've ever heard? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
- Narrator: Two very boring minutes later...
- SpongeBob: And theeeen, there was that time that Mr. Krabs yelled at me for getting to work before he did, and he didn't even dock my pay! What a sweet man!!!
- SpongeBob: Pearl, I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove... it's the Tunnel of EVIL!!
Episode 24[edit]
Krusty Dogs (24.1)[edit]
The Wreck of the Mauna Loa (24.2)[edit]
- Patrick: What's wrong, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Just as I thought. We're being followed. THAT'S IT! [opens seaweed, no one's there] Heh, looks like no one was following us to the secret hideout after all!
- Mr. Krabs: Found it!
- SpongeBob: Hey, were you following us?
- Mr. Krabs: No, I just saw the sign. [Scene zooms out Patrick painting a sign reading 'SpongeBob and Patrick's Secret Hideout']
Episode 25[edit]
New Fish in Town (25.1)[edit]
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Love That Squid (25.2)[edit]
- SpongeBob: When was the last time you went out on a date?
- [Squidward remembers the last date he had was with a female octopus, dancing in 1930's Mickey Mouse style]
- Squidward: SpongeBob, you've gotta help me! It's been so long! What do I do?!
Episode 26[edit]
Big Sister Sam (26.1)[edit]
- Sam: MORE SPIFFY!
- Patrick: Aww, Sam. You don't have to go.
- Sam: No. I leave now. Late for manicure.
Perfect Chemistry (26.2)[edit]
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